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		<title>Blog Comic Friday &#8211; Your Link Here</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2008 00:57:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TYPELiFE</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Big Oak delivers seo comedy gold once again in their latest comic, Your Link Here. If you hate how people sell targeted and/or keyworded links in their posts and content, you&#8217;ll get a kick out of this one. If you&#8217;ve got an SEO, or even a general Internet / Technology related comic, and you would [...]]]></description>
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<p>Big Oak delivers seo comedy gold once again in their latest comic, Your Link Here. If you hate how people sell targeted and/or keyworded links in their posts and content, you&#8217;ll get a kick out of this one.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.bigoakinc.com/rankedhard/your-link-here/" title="Your Link Here"><img src="http://www.bigoakinc.com/rankedhard/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/your-link-here-637x812.jpg" alt="Your Link Here" width="400" /></a></p>
<p>If you&#8217;ve got an SEO, or even a general Internet / Technology related comic, and you would like to be featured on <a href="http://daftseo.com/category/bcf/">Blog Comic Friday</a>, leave a comment or <a href="http://daftseo.com/about/">contact me</a>.</p>
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		<title>Blog Comic Friday &#8211; Turnkey Websites</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 23:18:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TYPELiFE</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once again, it&#8217;s Blog Comic Friday! (What did you expect, it&#8217;s Friday!) I&#8217;d like to take this opportunity to showcase a new comic by Jeffrey Rowland. If you like this comic, head over to his site, Overcompensating. Cheers!]]></description>
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<p>Once again, it&#8217;s Blog Comic Friday! (What did you expect, it&#8217;s Friday!) I&#8217;d like to take this opportunity to showcase a new comic by Jeffrey Rowland. If you like this comic, head over to his site, <a href="http://www.overcompensating.com/">Overcompensating</a>.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://www.overcompensating.com/comics/20080723.png" alt="Overcompensating - Turnkey Websites" width="440" height="236" /></p>
<p>Cheers!</p>
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		<title>Sold My Soul to Google For More Money</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 17:34:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TYPELiFE</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[adsense]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[google]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I logged into my Google AdSense account to check my earnings yesterday, and lo and behold, the mark of the beast was staring back into my face. Have you ever gotten $6.66 (or $666.00) for your daily income? Or maybe on your check? But mostly, should I be scared?]]></description>
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<p>I logged into my Google AdSense account to check my earnings yesterday, and lo and behold, the mark of the beast was staring back into my face.</p>
<p><a href="http://daftseo.com/demonic-earnings.jpg"><img src="http://daftseo.com/demonic-earnings-thumb.jpg" alt="$6.66 AdSense Screenshots" /></a></p>
<p>Have you ever gotten $6.66 (or $666.00) for your daily income? Or maybe on your check?</p>
<p>But mostly, should I be scared?</p>
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		<title>BCF &#8220;Outsourcing Reservations&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 19:10:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TYPELiFE</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[advertising]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s Blog Comic Friday again, and today I bring to you a short about the internet technology world&#8217;s tendency to outsource its menial tasks to Indian individuals and companies. Source: Ranked Hard]]></description>
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<p>It&#8217;s Blog Comic Friday again, and today I bring to you a short about the internet technology world&#8217;s tendency to outsource its menial tasks to Indian individuals and companies.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.bigoakinc.com/rankedhard/outsourcing-reservations/"><img src="http://www.bigoakinc.com/rankedhard/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/outsourcing-reservations.jpg" alt="" width="400" /></a></p>
<p>Source: <a href="http://www.bigoakinc.com/rankedhard/outsourcing-reservations/">Ranked Hard</a></p>
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		<title>Blog Comic (Friday?) &#8211; Beware The Dark Side</title>
		<link>http://daftseo.com/blog-comic-friday/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 20:35:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TYPELiFE</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[blackhat]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was so involved in writing up 5 SEO No-No&#8217;s on Friday that I completely forgot I was supposed to shoot you guys a blog related comic. (Really sorry folks!) So, to make up for it, I present&#8230; Beware The Dark Side Cheers!]]></description>
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<p>I was so involved in writing up <a href="http://daftseo.com/5-seo-no-nos-aka-seo-do-nots/">5 SEO No-No&#8217;s on Friday</a> that I completely forgot I was supposed to shoot you guys a blog related comic. (Really sorry folks!) So, to make up for it, I present&#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://www.bigoakinc.com/rankedhard/beware-the-dark-side/">Beware The Dark Side</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.bigoakinc.com/rankedhard/beware-the-dark-side/"><img style="width: 400px;" src="http://www.bigoakinc.com/rankedhard/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/different-hats-637x812.jpg" alt="Black Hat SEO / White Hat SEO" /></a></p>
<p>Cheers!</p>
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		<title>Blog Comic Friday &#8211; Tying The Knot</title>
		<link>http://daftseo.com/blog-comic-friday-tying-the-knot/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 19:38:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TYPELiFE</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hopefully, I don&#8217;t end up like this someday. http://www.webconfs.com/comics/comic22b.gif Cute but disturbing.]]></description>
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<p>Hopefully, I don&#8217;t end up like this someday.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.webconfs.com/comics/comic22b.gif">http://www.webconfs.com/comics/comic22b.gif</a></p>
<p>Cute but disturbing.</p>
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		<title>Blogging Bit</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 22:14:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TYPELiFE</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every Friday I&#8217;d like to present you a bit of humor associated with the blogging world. Today, a comic strip. Hope you got as much of a kick out of it as I did.]]></description>
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<p>Every Friday I&#8217;d like to present you a bit of humor associated with the blogging world.</p>
<p>Today, a comic strip.</p>
<p><img src="http://www.moneybites.com/schoolday.jpg" alt="Blog" width="430" height="289" /></p>
<p>Hope you got as much of a kick out of it as I did.</p>
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		<title>10 Ways to Shove a Blog&#8217;s Foot in its Mouth</title>
		<link>http://daftseo.com/10-ways-to-shove-a-blogs-foot-in-its-mouth/</link>
		<comments>http://daftseo.com/10-ways-to-shove-a-blogs-foot-in-its-mouth/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:42:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TYPELiFE</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[blogging]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you run a blog with a technical base, I&#8217;d be sure to read this article and cover your bases. : ) I loved the way this post used sarcastic humor to inform people of how NOT to be a blogging newbie. 10 Easy Ways To Make Yourself Look Like A Blogging Newbie]]></description>
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<p>If you run a blog with a technical base, I&#8217;d be sure to read this article and cover your bases. : )</p>
<p>I loved the way this post used sarcastic humor to inform people of how NOT to be a blogging newbie.</p>
<p><a href="http://courtneytuttle.com/2007/05/19/10-easy-ways-to-make-yourself-look-like-a-blogging-newbie/" target="_blank">10 Easy Ways To Make Yourself Look Like A Blogging Newbie</a></p>
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		<title>Design, Code, &amp; Spit Fire</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 22:16:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TYPELiFE</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[coding]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I happened upon this video yesterday, and it lit up my day. Everyone in my office got a kick out of it. Lyrics Your site design is the first thing people see it should be reflective of you and the industry easy to look at with a nice navigation when you can’t find what you [...]]]></description>
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<p>I happened upon this video yesterday, and it lit up my day. Everyone in my office got a kick out of it.</p>
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<p><strong>Lyrics</strong></p>
<p><em>Your site design is the first thing people see<br />
it should be reflective of you and the industry<br />
easy to look at with a nice navigation<br />
when you can’t find what you want it causes frustration</p>
<p>a clear Call to action to increase the temptation<br />
use appealing graphics they create motivation<br />
if you have animation<br />
use with moderation<br />
cause search engines can’t index the information</p>
<p>display the logos of all your associations<br />
highlight your contact info that’s an obligation<br />
create a clean design you can use some decoration<br />
but to try to prevent any client hesitation</p>
<p>every page that they click should provide and explanation<br />
should be easy to understand like having a conversation<br />
when you design the style go ahead and use your imagination</p>
<p>but make sure you use correct color combinations<br />
do some investigation, look at other organizations<br />
but don’t duplicate or you might face a litigation<br />
design done, congratulations but it’s time to start construction</p>
<p>follow these instructions when you move into production<br />
your photoshop functions then slice that design<br />
do your layout with divs make sure that it’s aligned<br />
please don’t use tables even though they work fine<br />
when it come to indexing they give searches a hard time</p>
<p>make it easy for the spiders to crawl what you provide<br />
remove font type, font color and font size<br />
no background colors, keep your coding real neat</p>
<p>tag your look and feel on a separate style sheet<br />
better results with xml and css<br />
now you making progress, a lil closer to success<br />
describe your doctype so the browser can relate<br />
make sure you do it great or it won’t validate</p>
<p>check in all browsers, I do it directly<br />
gotta make sure that it renders correctly<br />
some use IE, some others use Flock<br />
some use AOL, I use Firefox</p>
<p>title everything including links and images<br />
don’t use italics, use emphasis<br />
don’t use bold, please use strong<br />
if you use bold that’s old and wrong</p>
<p>when you use CSS, you page will load quicker<br />
client satisfied like they eating on a snicker<br />
they stuck on your page like you made it with a sticker<br />
and then they convert now that’s the real kicker<br />
make you a lil richer, your site a lil slicker</p>
<p>design and code right man I hope you get the picture<br />
what I’m telling you is true man it should be a scripture<br />
if it’s built right you’ll be the pick of the litter<br />
everyone will want to follow you like twitter<br />
competition will get bitter and you’ll shine like glitter</p>
<p>if you trying to grow your company will get bigger<br />
design and code right man can you get with it</em></p>
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		<title>Google Algorithm Secrets Unveiled</title>
		<link>http://daftseo.com/google-algorithm-secrets-unveiled/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:46:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TYPELiFE</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[At long last, the secrets behind the functionalities of the Google search engine have been revealed! The way it&#8217;s supposed to work. The way it really works. Source: Search Engine Journal]]></description>
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<p>At long last, the secrets behind the functionalities of the Google search engine have been revealed!</p>
<p>The way it&#8217;s supposed to work.<br />
<img src="http://www.searchenginejournal.com/GoogleAlgo1.jpg" alt="Google Algorithm" width="360" height="432" /></p>
<p>The way it really works.<br />
<img src="http://www.searchenginejournal.com/GoogleAlgo2.jpg" alt="Google Algorithm" width="360" height="432" /></p>
<p><strong>Source</strong>: <a href="http://www.searchenginejournal.com/google-algorithm-exposed/6644/" title="Search Engine Journal" target="_blank">Search Engine Journal</a></p>
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