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Blog Comic Friday - Your Link Here

Big Oak delivers seo comedy gold once again in their latest comic, Your Link Here. If you hate how people sell targeted and/or keyworded links in their posts and content, you’ll get a kick out of this one.

Your Link Here

If you’ve got an SEO, or even a general Internet / Technology related comic, and you would like to be featured on Blog Comic Friday, leave a comment or contact me.

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  • Blog Comic Friday - Turnkey Websites

    Once again, it’s Blog Comic Friday! (What did you expect, it’s Friday!) I’d like to take this opportunity to showcase a new comic by Jeffrey Rowland. If you like this comic, head over to his site, Overcompensating.

    Overcompensating - Turnkey Websites

    Cheers!

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  • Filed under: bcf, humor
  • Sold My Soul to Google For More Money

    I logged into my Google AdSense account to check my earnings yesterday, and lo and behold, the mark of the beast was staring back into my face.

    $6.66 AdSense Screenshots

    Have you ever gotten $6.66 (or $666.00) for your daily income? Or maybe on your check?

    But mostly, should I be scared?

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  • Filed under: adsense, google, humor
  • BCF “Outsourcing Reservations”

    It’s Blog Comic Friday again, and today I bring to you a short about the internet technology world’s tendency to outsource its menial tasks to Indian individuals and companies.

    Source: Ranked Hard

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  • Filed under: advertising, bcf, humor
  • I was so involved in writing up 5 SEO No-No’s on Friday that I completely forgot I was supposed to shoot you guys a blog related comic. (Really sorry folks!) So, to make up for it, I present…

    Beware The Dark Side

    Black Hat SEO / White Hat SEO

    Cheers!

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  • Filed under: blackhat, blogging, humor
  • Blog Comic Friday - Tying The Knot

    Hopefully, I don’t end up like this someday.

    http://www.webconfs.com/comics/comic22b.gif

    Cute but disturbing.

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  • Filed under: humor
  • Blogging Bit

    Every Friday I’d like to present you a bit of humor associated with the blogging world.

    Today, a comic strip.

    Blog

    Hope you got as much of a kick out of it as I did.

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  • Filed under: humor
  • If you run a blog with a technical base, I’d be sure to read this article and cover your bases. : )

    I loved the way this post used sarcastic humor to inform people of how NOT to be a blogging newbie.

    10 Easy Ways To Make Yourself Look Like A Blogging Newbie

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  • Filed under: blogging, humor
  • Design, Code, & Spit Fire

    I happened upon this video yesterday, and it lit up my day. Everyone in my office got a kick out of it.

    Lyrics

    Your site design is the first thing people see
    it should be reflective of you and the industry
    easy to look at with a nice navigation
    when you can’t find what you want it causes frustration

    a clear Call to action to increase the temptation
    use appealing graphics they create motivation
    if you have animation
    use with moderation
    cause search engines can’t index the information

    display the logos of all your associations
    highlight your contact info that’s an obligation
    create a clean design you can use some decoration
    but to try to prevent any client hesitation

    every page that they click should provide and explanation
    should be easy to understand like having a conversation
    when you design the style go ahead and use your imagination

    but make sure you use correct color combinations
    do some investigation, look at other organizations
    but don’t duplicate or you might face a litigation
    design done, congratulations but it’s time to start construction

    follow these instructions when you move into production
    your photoshop functions then slice that design
    do your layout with divs make sure that it’s aligned
    please don’t use tables even though they work fine
    when it come to indexing they give searches a hard time

    make it easy for the spiders to crawl what you provide
    remove font type, font color and font size
    no background colors, keep your coding real neat

    tag your look and feel on a separate style sheet
    better results with xml and css
    now you making progress, a lil closer to success
    describe your doctype so the browser can relate
    make sure you do it great or it won’t validate

    check in all browsers, I do it directly
    gotta make sure that it renders correctly
    some use IE, some others use Flock
    some use AOL, I use Firefox

    title everything including links and images
    don’t use italics, use emphasis
    don’t use bold, please use strong
    if you use bold that’s old and wrong

    when you use CSS, you page will load quicker
    client satisfied like they eating on a snicker
    they stuck on your page like you made it with a sticker
    and then they convert now that’s the real kicker
    make you a lil richer, your site a lil slicker

    design and code right man I hope you get the picture
    what I’m telling you is true man it should be a scripture
    if it’s built right you’ll be the pick of the litter
    everyone will want to follow you like twitter
    competition will get bitter and you’ll shine like glitter

    if you trying to grow your company will get bigger
    design and code right man can you get with it

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  • Filed under: coding, design, humor
  • Google Algorithm Secrets Unveiled

    At long last, the secrets behind the functionalities of the Google search engine have been revealed!

    The way it’s supposed to work.
    Google Algorithm

    The way it really works.
    Google Algorithm

    Source: Search Engine Journal

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  • Filed under: google, humor




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